Bumweekon is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, fussy dragon.

Bumweekon created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bumweekon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bumweekon, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bumweekon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bumweekon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away from pink eagles, for they are unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. Never write about amino acids.