Bopdadyak is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, flying monkey.

Bopdadyak created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopdadyak, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bopdadyak, he will turn you into a worm.

Bopdadyak's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bopdadyak's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Run away from pink manatees, for they are unholy.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Respect your elders.