Affadsak is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous snake.

Affadsak created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Affadsak, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Affadsak, it will turn you into a mole.

Affadsak's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Affadsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Retreat if four ants approach from the east.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help doves in need.