Flapkabhingun is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered dragon.

Flapkabhingun created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Flapkabhingun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flapkabhingun, she will boil you in a big pot.

Flapkabhingun's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Flapkabhingun's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Put Flapkabhingun first in all things.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.