Don is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, staggering chicken.

Don created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Don, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Don, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Don's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Don's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Don must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.