Sawripyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage hummingbird.

Sawripyatt created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawripyatt, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sawripyatt, he will turn you into a dog.

Sawripyatt's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sawripyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Erect nine gold sculptures of Sawripyatt on top of important buildings.