Gommigken is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring dog.

Gommigken created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gommigken, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gommigken, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gommigken's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Gommigken's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide from cyan great tits for they are unholy.

3. Do not hurt sheep.

4. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

5. Never wear blue dresses.