Lakgamsid is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered gorilla.

Lakgamsid created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Lakgamsid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lakgamsid, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lakgamsid's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Lakgamsid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four platinum sculptures of Lakgamsid on top of important buildings.

2. Lakgamsid loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. Never eat bark.