Genfasfossbapgudtapbast Gilnakflap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited hamster.

Genfasfossbapgudtapbast Gilnakflap created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Genfasfossbapgudtapbast Gilnakflap, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Genfasfossbapgudtapbast Gilnakflap, he will turn you into a rock.

Genfasfossbapgudtapbast Gilnakflap's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Genfasfossbapgudtapbast Gilnakflap's Holy Commandments

1. Genfasfossbapgudtapbast Gilnakflap loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.