Jatmitcap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil octopus.

Jatmitcap created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jatmitcap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jatmitcap, she will be mildly annoyed.

Jatmitcap's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Jatmitcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Hide if seven mites approach from the north.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never write about galaxies.