Siscitten is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, humane fairy.

Siscitten created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Siscitten, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Siscitten, it will cry a lot.

Siscitten's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Siscitten's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Siscitten on top of all buildings.

3. Run away from magenta hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.