Fetfatwan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, witless spider.

Fetfatwan created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fetfatwan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fetfatwan, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fetfatwan's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fetfatwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always look after injured grasshopers.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fetfatwan.

5. Always help sick bats.