Queegbegbepbest Kenwotril is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous scorpion.

Queegbegbepbest Kenwotril created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegbegbepbest Kenwotril, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Queegbegbepbest Kenwotril, she will send you a sign.

Queegbegbepbest Kenwotril's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Queegbegbepbest Kenwotril's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about shrews.

2. Hide from orange cats for they are unholy.

3. Never skip in the presence of foxes.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never write about amino acids.