Didkimpid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic snail.

Didkimpid created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didkimpid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Didkimpid, he will be very unhappy.

Didkimpid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Didkimpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never paint your face black.