Parklankan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, grumpy fox.

Parklankan created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parklankan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Parklankan, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Parklankan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Parklankan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about cell theory.