Bankinpid is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome jackal.

Bankinpid created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bankinpid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bankinpid, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bankinpid's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bankinpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Bankinpid loves goats, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.