Cutzenfub is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, proud centipede.

Cutzenfub created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutzenfub, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cutzenfub, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cutzenfub's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cutzenfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Cutzenfub must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.