Getsomtenbog Kipdodnurlfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, vain gnu.

Getsomtenbog Kipdodnurlfeb created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getsomtenbog Kipdodnurlfeb, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Getsomtenbog Kipdodnurlfeb, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Getsomtenbog Kipdodnurlfeb's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Getsomtenbog Kipdodnurlfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Getsomtenbog Kipdodnurlfeb must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Run away if six gulls approach from the east.

4. Getsomtenbog Kipdodnurlfeb loves eagles, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat green fruit.