Gabmipmap is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable crane.

Gabmipmap created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabmipmap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gabmipmap, he will turn you into a slug.

Gabmipmap's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gabmipmap's Holy Commandments

1. Gabmipmap loves otters, so they must be respected.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Always help sick bats.