Nulwignut Padnelwat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic lion.

Nulwignut Padnelwat created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulwignut Padnelwat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nulwignut Padnelwat, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nulwignut Padnelwat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nulwignut Padnelwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never eat green fruit.