Vadstipgun is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid armadillo.

Vadstipgun created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadstipgun, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vadstipgun, he will make you grow a tail.

Vadstipgun's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vadstipgun's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vadstipgun.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about nebulae.