Kamgovfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy salamander.

Kamgovfeb created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamgovfeb, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kamgovfeb, she will think nothing of it.

Kamgovfeb's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kamgovfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never feed rice to ducks while wearing turquoise hats.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.