Wigkimlim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, charitable elephant.

Wigkimlim created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigkimlim, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wigkimlim, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wigkimlim's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Wigkimlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.