Wababwigrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, cheerful wyrm.

Wababwigrutt created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wababwigrutt, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wababwigrutt, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wababwigrutt's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Wababwigrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Always help dolphins in need.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Do not make images of living things.