Midnadhot is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, sage skunk.

Midnadhot created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midnadhot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Midnadhot, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Midnadhot's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Midnadhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat grapes.