Nillvoldog is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, happy warg.

Nillvoldog created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillvoldog, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nillvoldog, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nillvoldog's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nillvoldog's Holy Commandments

1. Nillvoldog loves ducks, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Always wear white.

5. Never think about cell theory.