Pangminstan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful wyvern.

Pangminstan created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pangminstan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pangminstan, it will torture you forever.

Pangminstan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pangminstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to swans while wearing yellow boots.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pangminstan.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Worship no other gods but Pangminstan.
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