Gigfosslat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful tortoise.

Gigfosslat created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Gigfosslat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gigfosslat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gigfosslat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gigfosslat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gigfosslat first in all things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gigfosslat.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.