Gepfaddoss is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, temperamental
cow.
Gepfaddoss created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gepfaddoss, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Gepfaddoss, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Gepfaddoss' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Gepfaddoss' Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Always wear brown.
3. Never hurt aardvarks.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. You must love Gepfaddoss.