Vilweedidvinafnakmob is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, narcissistic skunk.

Vilweedidvinafnakmob created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilweedidvinafnakmob, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vilweedidvinafnakmob, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vilweedidvinafnakmob's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Vilweedidvinafnakmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vilweedidvinafnakmob.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.