Moncussbim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring dryad.

Moncussbim created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Moncussbim, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Moncussbim, she will turn you into a worm.

Moncussbim's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Moncussbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Moncussbim.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Retreat if five dogs approach from the east.