Vogomtflab is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, smart
squirrel.
Vogomtflab created humanity eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vogomtflab, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Vogomtflab, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Vogomtflab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Vogomtflab's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Vogomtflab on top of all buildings.
2. Never feed melons to rats while wearing pink stockings.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never talk about grasshopers.
5. Vogomtflab loves tapirs, so they must be respected.