Genkenlarn is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful
swan.
Genkenlarn created time and space eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Genkenlarn, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Genkenlarn, he will be mildly annoyed.
Genkenlarn's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Genkenlarn's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Always help mice in need.
3. Do not hurt sharks.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Do not wear brown clothing.