Genkenlarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful swan.

Genkenlarn created time and space eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Genkenlarn, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Genkenlarn, he will be mildly annoyed.

Genkenlarn's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Genkenlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Do not hurt sharks.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.