Cubratken is a god.

It takes the form of a small, impressive fish.

Cubratken created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubratken, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cubratken, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cubratken's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cubratken's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Run away if six bats approach from the north.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must love Cubratken.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.