Ranfarnlin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able capybara.

Ranfarnlin created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Ranfarnlin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ranfarnlin, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ranfarnlin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Ranfarnlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.