Gadsuglarg is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome rat.

Gadsuglarg created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadsuglarg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gadsuglarg, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gadsuglarg's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gadsuglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat green fruit.