Bustofmif is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, self-confident donkey.

Bustofmif created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bustofmif, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bustofmif, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bustofmif's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bustofmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always help ants in need.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bustofmif.