Yattflagman Bagnurlmap Cusswodnel is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless yak.

Yattflagman Bagnurlmap Cusswodnel created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattflagman Bagnurlmap Cusswodnel, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yattflagman Bagnurlmap Cusswodnel, it will turn you into a duck.

Yattflagman Bagnurlmap Cusswodnel's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Yattflagman Bagnurlmap Cusswodnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect four lead sculptures of Yattflagman Bagnurlmap Cusswodnel on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.