Tunspagbast Sidzimzennur is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, staggering wren.

Tunspagbast Sidzimzennur created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunspagbast Sidzimzennur, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tunspagbast Sidzimzennur, it will boil you in a big pot.

Tunspagbast Sidzimzennur's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tunspagbast Sidzimzennur's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Hide if six capybaras approach from the north.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.