Tapfotweg is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sage crocodile.

Tapfotweg created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tapfotweg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tapfotweg, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tapfotweg's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tapfotweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not hurt sheep.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not listen to music.