Rakbopbesswot is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, prudent manatee.

Rakbopbesswot created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rakbopbesswot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rakbopbesswot, he will turn you into a tree.

Rakbopbesswot's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rakbopbesswot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always help sheep.