Xinzakpad is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, fussy duck.

Xinzakpad created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xinzakpad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xinzakpad, she will ignore you.

Xinzakpad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Xinzakpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never feed pineapples to tortoises while wearing pink boots.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.