Dabhasstan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-knowing crocodile.

Dabhasstan created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabhasstan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dabhasstan, he will turn you into a goat.

Dabhasstan's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dabhasstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Run away if eight nematodes approach from the west.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.