Fidzenlad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, benevolent bear.

Fidzenlad created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidzenlad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fidzenlad, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fidzenlad's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fidzenlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never hurt doves.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Respect your elders.