Spaglatmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, omniscient wasp.

Spaglatmeg created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Spaglatmeg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Spaglatmeg, he will ignore you.

Spaglatmeg's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Spaglatmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Spaglatmeg.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

4. Spaglatmeg loves eagles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to music.