Dinvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, quiet butterfly.

Dinvonk created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinvonk, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dinvonk, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dinvonk's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dinvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.