Rigstikbonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent crane.

Rigstikbonk created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Rigstikbonk, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rigstikbonk, she will turn you into a plant.

Rigstikbonk's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Rigstikbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.