Fabxemvab Flamlikgeptetti Stragsanhog is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud dragonfly.

Fabxemvab Flamlikgeptetti Stragsanhog created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabxemvab Flamlikgeptetti Stragsanhog, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fabxemvab Flamlikgeptetti Stragsanhog, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fabxemvab Flamlikgeptetti Stragsanhog's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fabxemvab Flamlikgeptetti Stragsanhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Hide from purple monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Never wear stockings.