Fadvanvig Carzigcun Pibquafgessveen is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, omniscient penguin.

Fadvanvig Carzigcun Pibquafgessveen created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fadvanvig Carzigcun Pibquafgessveen, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fadvanvig Carzigcun Pibquafgessveen, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fadvanvig Carzigcun Pibquafgessveen's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fadvanvig Carzigcun Pibquafgessveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Hide if eight mice approach from the north.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always take life seriously.