Volbusfat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, proud manatee.

Volbusfat created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volbusfat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Volbusfat, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Volbusfat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Volbusfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to geese while wearing red shorts.

2. Run away if five pigs approach from the north.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not listen to music.